Crazy Uncle Jasper and the Town of Broken Promises

"Uncle Jasper has remained the most successful carpetbagger in the Land of Make-Believe, and remained one step ahead of an ever-growing list of angry villagers, by following one simple rule: 'never re-visit a town you've previously bamboozled.' Now, when their magical riverboat runs out of its vitally important supply of Magical Boat Oil, Uncle Jasper finds himself returning to the Town of Broken Promises, where he and the children come face to face with the hilarious consequences of his past visit."

"Welcome to the Town of Broken Promises!"
"I hate visiting villages with thematic elements. It never leads to anything pleasant."
"The City Where Unicorns Give You Candy wasn't so bad."
"...we've never been to the City Where Unicorns Give You Candy!"
"Oh, that's right. I was going to take you there, but I decided it would be more fun to visit the Town Where Everything Is On Fire!"
"...we hate you, Crazy Uncle Jasper."